In France
- In France, sometimes people write in-france's just to see if there's enough disk space
- In France, people post on BigDis.
- In France, God only answers my prayers if you forward an email to seven of your friends.
- In France, ozzy osbourne is a sex criminal.
- In France, they say, "One at a time please," when a hundred Yanks show up in your bed.
- In France, They eat cheese with maggots on it, It's true I have seen it!!
- In France, fat people are usually American.
- In France, they even lost a war to themselves.
- In France, They're there when they need you.
- In France, they don't like French people either.
- In France, that's not really 6 inches either.
- In France, you can be fat and ugly and no one will notice... just like in the U.S.
- In France, rappers slap their monkeys
- In France, they have no Mike Bibby!
- In France, Lillie's have twins!
- In France, priests don't molest children, children molest priests.
- In France, rabbits chase an electronic dog at the races
- In France, Kenny kills the bastards.
- In France, it smells like chicken and tastes like tuna, but still shaped like a taco =lunch
- In France, their doctors are called doctirs.
- In France, the Russians win all the gold medals.
- In France, everyone wishes they had an afro
- In France, Laurence is a girl's name
- In France, everyone has smiley-heads.
- In France, I'm not a Smiley-Head anymore!!!
- In France, people don't tickle Elmo, Elmo tickles them.
- In France, government people actually work.
- In France, disabled children can sue doctors over not having aborted them.
- In France, yo mama is still fat!
- In France, Lou Gehrig's disease is known as amyotrophic sclerosis.
- In France, they call it jetez une petite!
- In France, dwarf tossing is an olympic sport.
- In France, they suck drugs for dick money
- In France, poop is yellow and urine is brown.
- In France, farts break the sound barrier
- In France, being Canadian is cool
- In France, there are no Dave Gorman's
- In France, my ass itches.
- In France, you can still be Irish/Puerto Rican/whatever else.
- In France, Bert is still evil.
- In France, people are very guilty of using dated California phrases.
- In France, whatever...
- In France, even Shawn has a job.
- In France, endorsing suicide attempts which aim to kill others is illegal.
- In France, the fools pity Mr. T
- In France, Osama Bin Ladin still has a target painted on his face
- In France, terrorists haven't hit the Eiffel Tower
- In France, I've tried several things, none of which work.
- In France, they know the difference between 70's, 80's & 90's music.
- In France, They don't have BigDIS
- In France, it's just hard
- In France, I try to be happy, but it's hard.
- In France, the Brits are the ones that smell
- In France, underwear is fun to wear
- In France, Spam is actually meat
- In France, their leader puts out propaganda telling all that we are just robbers.
- In France, Grandma didn't get run over, and me and Grandpa don't believe.
- In France, I keep getting garbage mixed in with the text.
- In France, Jesus loves the little children, as long as they are not American.
- In France, My shit don't stink
- In France, Mormons don't wear underwear.
- In France, they don't think that the words belly or wrench are very funny.
- In France, you can compare apples and oranges.
-Rashmi 6/8/01 4:04 PM
- In France, ah se, oh no we
- In France, est En France
- In France, c'est la vie!
- In France, Lą oł le fromage est un dieu et personne ne porte deoderant
- In France, Bread is considered a concealed weapon
- In France, ...oops I wasn't there.
- In France, they pardon each other's english
- In France, Tupperware is considered fine china
- In France, you'll giggle twice,... but the rest of the time you'll just be annoyed.
-Rashmi 5/24/01 4:02 PM
- In France, Pepe Le Peu is king
- In France, "herpes" is the answer to everything.
- In France, Its just, toast or bread and its Only A Kiss
- In France, Left is right and right is wrong
- In France, the hottest guys start out as Jenn Sheperd
- In France, Rashmi's sense of humor is as respected and loved as Jerry Lewis'.
- In France, everyone's lucky Shawn is good in bed.
- In France, they don't need Y&R, life's just like that.
- In France, it's called a BK Royale
-Rashmi 5/16/01 12:35 PM
- In France, you can touch, but you can't look.
-Rashmi 5/15/01 11:13 AM
- In France, Rashmi humps lillies
- In France, there are some plants that look like a vagina.
- In France, nobody says so
- In France, The hottest chicks start off as guys
- In France, Coffee is not good to the last drop.
- In France, Money does grow on trees.
- In France, Superman is not faster than a speeding train.
- In France, it isn't "good to the last drop".
- In France, "#!/usr/local/bin/pearl"
- In France, people who wear deoderant are shunnned.
- In France, life is fair.
- In France, nuclear power plants melt up.
- In France, tornados blow.
- In France, fleas have dogs.
- In France, There is more to death than just taxes.
- In France, Elvis is the Queen.
- In France, I just pissed my pants, and there's not a damned thing anyone can do about it!
- In France, God doesn't believe in man.
- In France, his name is robert paulson!!!
- In France, i can believe it's not butter.
- In France, Yoda Luke's father is.
- In France, Aquaman is the most revered and respected member of the SuperFriends.
- In France, nobody loves Raymond.
- In France, teenagers American kiss.
- In France, people play in America
- In France, no one prefers syrup.
- In France, Superman still fights for truth, justice, and the American way.
- In France, it's not yogurt
- In France, everybody fakes it.
- In France, monkeys are for lovers.
- In France, passing gas qualifies as a sport.
- In France, socks can be any color.
- In France, they park in parkways and they drive in driveways
- In France, i let the dogs out.
- In France, the Human Beat Box is still alive and well.
- In France, wee wee has a totally different meaning.
- In France, the rotton cheese smell of icky feet is considered nice.
- In France, they have Rubik's dodecahedrons instead of cubes
- In France, footballs are round
- In France, you can achieve anything through shear force of will.
- In France, the second try's a charm.
- In France, the left coast is the Atlantic
- In France, tearing the labels off mattresses is encouraged.
- In France, they have East and West poles instead of North and South
- In France, Avogadro's number is 12.
- In France, you will never find your marbles.
-Rashmi 10/21/00 4:18 PM
- In France, there is a suggestive way to say anything.
-Rashmi 10/21/00 4:08 PM
- In France, nothing is precisley true, but is usually close enough for our purposes.
-Rashmi 10/21/00 4:07 PM
- In France, there are no non-dexterous chairs.
-Rashmi 10/21/00 4:03 PM
- In France, you can truly experience what it is to span the horizon of all that is pain.
-Rashmi 10/21/00 4:01 PM
- In France, everyone sees dead people.
- In France, I am invisible.
- In France, always let them see you sweat.
- In France, no one trusts the elephants.
- In France, "Con Air" is considered an "artsy foriegn film".
- In France, everyone fears the Germans.
- In France, you can (if not encouraged to) major in stripping at school.
- In France, the water comes out of the faucet already in bottles.
- In France, ants wouldn't be the only thing in my pants!
- In France, no one has a soul.
-Rashmi 9/28/00 10:08 AM
- In France, its important that you not just wear any, but a specific type of Rayban glasses
-Rashmi 9/28/00 9:50 AM
- In France, you can get killed from a stray baguette.
- In France, the optional death and dismemberment plan is not an option.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:32 PM
- In France, people tend to grossly underestimate the power of the Schwartz.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:21 PM
- In France, you are never too old to spell things out.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:14 PM
- In France, there are inferior versions of Scrabble.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:12 PM
- In France, I would have no conversational value.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:11 PM
- In France, ...ahhh,nevermind.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:03 PM
- In France, I'd probably just fuck things up again.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:03 PM
- In France, people are ver-ry picky.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:02 PM
- In France, you are utterly incapable of saying things that are funny with a straight face.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 11:00 PM
- In France, no-one is keeper of the pies.
-Rashmi 9/18/00 10:59 PM
- In France, you can frolic where mighty creatures once lumbered
-Rashmi 9/18/00 10:59 PM
- In France, M is the most vowel-like of all the consonants
-Rashmi 9/18/00 10:57 PM
- In France, blood is green.
- In France, crying over spilled milk is encouraged.
- In France, even the sheep wear berets.
- In France, Death rides an old BMX bicycle.
- In France, Christ was hot-glued to the cross.
- In France, I would wear a raspberry beret.
- In France, I am Al Miller!
- In France, your father smells of edlerberries.
- In France, no one can hear you scream.
- In France, princesses di.
- In France, dead men wear plaid.
- In France, there is no Beef Euphoria.
- In France, they would never "do the dew".
- In France, gay people are just happy
- In France, do as the french do
- In France, In France, somepeople do not wear underpants.
- In France, the naked ladies dance.
- In France, It could be carried by an African swallow!
- In France, pop will eat itself.
- In France, there's no crying in baseball.
- In France, toast is much,much better.
- In France, jerry lewis is king.
- In France, you can't afford it.
- In France, Trix(tm) is for rabbits.
- In France, there is more to fear than fear itself.
- In France, Mickey Mouse smokes little teeny weeny cigarettes, not Marlboros.
- In France, Michelle isn't necessarily a girl's name.
- In France, you'd be expected to wear a lot more blue.
- In France, the grass is always greener on your side.
- In France, no one listens to E.F. Hutton
- In France, it's hard to eat toothpaste.
- In France, mustard is the color of blood.
- In France, hairdos last longer then the people who wear them.
- In France, "Fuck you!" is an invitation.
- In France, it's okay to be a lush.
- In France, the First Ammendment protects your Right to Free Cheese.
- In France, my bologna's second name is Pierre.
- In France, there is no peanut butter.
- In France, a Jerry Lewis film festival seems like a good idea.
- In France, they say, "Yo, whassup, je"
- In France, all there is is edible underwear.
- In France, everyone wakes up in pain.
- In France, Bill Gates is just another American geek.
- In France, what's important is Mayonaisse!
- In France, what's important? Is Mayonaisse?
- In France, your mother's name would be Claudette, or Brigitte.
- In France, everyone is French
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